There's a lot of hubub going around about Coldplay ripping off Joe Satarani. Now I know Coldplay hasn't made a good record in years, but does anyone really think they have sunk so low as to even listen to a Joe Satarani record, or take it a step further and rip him off? So the guys a good guitar player, right? Who cares. Being good at jacking-off does not dignify being worthy of attention (unless of course this is happening on a public bus). That is essentially Joe Satarani's music. Now if you are good at jacking OTHER PEOPLE off, well that is horse of a whole different color. Now you've got something. That is essentially good music. Sorry Joe, no one is ripping you off, but go ahead and steal a meal from Chris Martin's children. They can have caviar instead of bald eagle for dinner.
So last night I found a real rip-off. That's right folks. You heard it here first. Sherlock Coyote has uncovered a real heist by a band who few people give two shits about ripping off a band that a few old people give a shit about. Check out the pudding, their lies the proof (I am sorry I have wasted your time posting these crappy songs, but this is purely in the name of science).
Eagles of Death Metal - Now I'm a Fool
Steely Dan - Only a Fool Would Say That
Eagles of Death Metal Dude, probably plotting what band everyone has forgot about he can rip off next
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